Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.

 

Bunji : Again with the verbal abuse! Just because you and your father share those oh so special moments at a gay strip club doesn't mean you can take it out on us who don't!!!

 

Zell :Don't what? Have special moments at gay strip clubs?

 

Bunji :Oh....I meant fathers....but, since you brought it up........Garino, see any guys you like? Hmm? Any of that nice mangina you love?

 

Sherry : Mangina?

 

Zell : He means "asshole". Garino like's men's assholes....

 

Sherry : Ohhh......HA! Garino loves MANGINA!!!!

 

Garino : SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!!!!

 

Fangoram : MAAANNNNGGGIIIINNNNAAAAAA!!!!

 

Garino : I friggin hate you all!!!!!!

 

Zell : Ok, from now on, no more calling us bastards then.

 

Garino : Umm....no, you stupid bastard.  Now back to buisness.

 

Bunji : Mangina.

 

Garino : What was that??

 

Bunji : I said, umm....Grave...?

 

Fangoram : GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!

 

Zell : That's for later in the episode.

 

Garino : Any-damn-ways, I've noticed that you all have put on a few pounds because of Thanksgiving, and I want you all to get back in shape.

 

Bunji : How would I gain weight?  I'm dead.  I barely eat.

 

Zell : Oh please, you ate that bowl of stuffing by yourself!

 

Bunji :.....no one wanted to eat it....?

 

Sherry : WE ALL WANTED SOME!!!!

 

Bunji : I was drunk?

 

Zell : YOU'RE CANADIAN!!!!

 

Bunji : What's that got to do with anything?

 

Zell : I dunno, just wanted to restate that.

 

Garino : Any-hoo, I want you all to see the fitness guru...

 

Bunji : Oh no......not him....I spent a year with him when I was with Brandon...

 

Sherry : Who?

 

Zell : You mean....Hulk Hogan?

 

Bunji : No, but he's scary too.

 

Sherry : Oh wait......you mean the only man to ever scare my father?

 

Bunji : Yeah.....

 

Sherry : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Zell : Is it that stupid Tae-Bo crap?

 

Bunji : No....worse.....

 

Fangoram : KITTY!!!!

 

Everyone : WHAT?????

 

Zell : Anyway....it cannot be that bad, can it?

 

*20 minutes later......a live taping of......*

 

Richard Simmons : OK PEOPLE! TIME TO SWEAT TO THE OLDIES!!!!!!!!

 

*....yes. Sweating to the Oldies*

 

Bunji : Dear God, not this again!!!

 

Sherry : Now I know why my dad was afraid of this guy.

 

Zell : Damn...can his shorts get any...shorter?

 

Fangoram : *Doing jumping jacks* SWEATING TO THE OLDIES!!!

 

Richard Simmons : Hot blue stuff with the giant cross is doing FANTASTIC!!!!

 

Fangoram : YAY!!!!!!! BLUE STUFF!!!!!!!

 

R.S. Army man isn't doing so super!

 

Zell : Well.....I was the only one smart enough to get wasted on the way over.......*collapses*

 

R.S. : SUPER! Mummy man is doing fantaboulus!

 

Bunji : I'm scared for my 2nd life.....

 

R.S. : The lesbo is also doing GREAT!!!!

 

Sherry : I MARRIED A MAN!!! KINDA LIKE YOU WANT TO!!!!

 

R.S. : Oh stop being such a meanie!

 

Bunji : It's true...

 

R.S. : Ok....that was HURTFUL!!!!! Time then for........ULTRA SWEATING TO THE OLDIES!!!!!!

 

Bunji : NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

Zell : *still out*

 

Sherry : Why didn't I keep my mouth shut?!?!? WHY HARRY WHY?!?!?

 

Harry : *From somewhere* Don't bring me into this....

 

Lee : What was that Harry?

 

Harry : I.....don't know......

 

Lee : Richard Simmons again?

 

Harry : Must be!

 

*At S-T-T-OLDIES*

 

Bunji : Going to.....collapse.....

 

Sherry : Be strong Bunji! Be strong!

 

Fangoram : FFFUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!

 

Bunji : Going.....to.......ah, screw it. *Pulls out guns and proceeds to shoot at R.S.*

 

Fangoram : NNNNNOOOOOOOOO! *starts shooting at Richard Simmons anyway......eh, why not?*

 

*smoke clears, and Simmons is there.....unscathed.*

 

R.S. : You cannot kill me.....I am IMMORTAL!!!!!!!

 

Sherry : Too much oldies......

 

Bunji : Oh crap.....

 

Zelll : *Still out cold....*

 

Sherry : Oh.....

 

Fangoram : OLDIES!!!!!

 

(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME RICHARD SIMMONS SHORT SHORT VIOLENCE)

 

R.S. : Come on people, lets get goi....*Battery dies*

 

Bunji : He's a robot?  Crap, I do owe Zell $$5 now...

 

Sherry : He's unconscious, just lie to him.

 

Zell : Ohh, my clavicus..majoris.......Bunji owes me money.....

 

Bunji : Crap.....

 

Fangoram : NOOOOOO!!!!! RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!!! GGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!

 

*Many miles away*

 

Grave :........?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Billy : Hey buddy, watch the language there! There are children around!

 

Mika : I'm 17!

 

Spike : I'm......how old am I?

 

Billy : No, I meant Kataba over there.

 

Juji : Who's that? There are kids here! Named Kataba? After my martial arts style? I hate kids! But kitties are pretty.....and so are unicorns....

 

Grave : ......???

 

Billy : NO!!! THEY'RE REAL!!!!! ME AND JUJI SAW ONE!!!!!

 

Mika : Are you sure you didn't see a horse with a horn taped to it?

 

Juji : Now that you mention it.......nope. You just don't believe.......

 

Grave : ..........?!??!?!

 

Billy : WELL SCREW YOU TOO!!!!!!!

 

Grave : ......

 

Billy : I will accept your apoligy Grave....GROUP HUG!!!!!

 

Juji : No....I'm set.

 

Hulk Hogan : WHAT 'CHA GONNA DO, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU??!?!?!?!!?

 

Mika : Brother.

 

Spike : Probably piss myself.

 

Hulk : Eh, that's the usual response.

 

Juji : Already did.

 

Billy : Can we end this please?!?!?!?

 

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