Christmas stuff

 

Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.

 

Zell : We're gonna ignore your verbal abuse, because our psychologist tells us to.

 

Garino : What have I told you about listening to Bunji?

 

Sherry : Not to listen to him?

 

Garino : Yesh, exactly!

 

Bunji : Garino, what have I told you about having sex with dead bodies?

 

Garino : Not to?

 

Bunji : Yesh, exactly.

 

Garino : Anyways, I'm going to take Fangoram to local Wal-Mart to pick up pick up some Christmas stuff.

 

Zell : You want us to go?

 

Garino : No, I'm going to take him, because I have to buy some guns, and some Martha Steward pillow sheets.....and a tape of the Wiggles...

 

Sherry : And you call me gay...

 

Zell : You are though.

 

Garino : I want you guys to look after the mansion, and to distract the Don.

 

Bunji : OK, but if he tries to hit on me again, I will use thw wolves.

 

Garino : Who said you couldn't in the first place?

 

Bunji : Wait! I could all this time?

 

Garino : Who's stopping you? I was going to kill him anyway....

 

Bunji : Ok.....*To wolves* Would you guys like a snack?

 

Wolves : Hell yeah! Err......OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Fangoram : WOLVES!!!!!!!!

 

Everyone else : Shut up.

 

*At the Anti-Christ, aka Wal-Mart*

 

Garino : OK Fangoram, try not to kill anyone this time.

 

Fangoram : OK!!!!!!!!!

 

Gaino : Are you going to say it's "Opposite Day" again?

 

Fangoram : YES!!!!!

 

Garino : That means no, right?

 

Fangoram : MAYBE!!!!!!!

 

Garino : Let's just go.....I need my Wiggles damn it.

 

Fangoram : *points* I WANT MY YU-GI-OH! CARDS!!!!!!!

 

Garino : Not this year....

 

Fangoram : YU-GI-OH!!!!!!!

 

Garino : Err......Zell is going to get them for you....

 

Fangroam : YEAH!!!!!!

 

Garino : Now.....ONTO MARTHA STEWART!!!!!

 

Fangoram : CHARGE!!!!!!

 

Wal-Mart Shoppers in the way : Oh.....

 

(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME MARTHA STEWART WAL-MART VIOLENCE)

 

Garino : Man, look at all these Christmas decorations...

 

Fangoram : *Looking at Santa statue* SANTA!!!

 

Garino : That's not Santa, that's a statue.

 

Fangoram : SPRONKLES!!!!!!!

 

Garino : What the hell are you talking about?

 

Wal-Mart : I am the Wal-Mart, you have been causing much trouble here, you must leave.

 

Garino : We have money....

 

Wal-Mart : Um....hmm..... No, you still must go...

 

Fangoram : YU-GI-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Garino : We are not leaving until we get our f*******Martha Stewart pillow sheets and our f****** Wiggles!!!!

 

Fangoram : YU-GI-OH!!!!!

 

Garino : And our f******* Yu-Gi-Oh.

 

*Magically appears out of nowhere and hits Garino in the face*

 

Wal-Mart : Just.....just go.

 

Garino : Ok......Hey Fangoram, I think the Wal-Mart called you Grave-ly retarded.

 

Fangoram : WHAT?!?!?!???!?!? * pulls out Center Head* GGGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

 

Wal-Mart : Oh Frequent Monk Miles.....

 

(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME ANTI-WAL-MART VIOLENCE)

 

*At K-Mart*

 

Mika : I thought this place was bankrupt?

 

Spike : I know, but how did they buy Sears?

 

Billy : Vast Wal-Mart conspirecy.

 

Juji : You are as retarded as you look.

 

Billy : At least I can see....

 

Juji : I hate you.....Where's Grave?

 

Mika : He's trying on some new clothes

 

Grave : *In Afro-Centric clothes* .......?

 

Mika : Oh, you look so cute.

 

Juji : *Whispering to Billy* More like he looks gay...

 

Spike : Better than your tattered coat...

 

Juji : Shut your mouth up, you stupid little punk!

 

Mika : Stop fighting, because Santa's looking!!

 

Juji and Spike : Oh, right....don't want coal.

 

Grave : ...........

 

Billy : No....let's wait another year. It's amusing having them fight like this.....thinking they're going to get coal.....Awww.....

 

Grave : ................!!!!!

 

Billy : SHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

Mika : What Grave say?

 

Billy : Nothing...nothing.......

 

Juji : Hey, are those Yu-Gi-Oh cards over there?

 

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Losers : Wal-Mart......and the Wal-Mart shoppers.....