Zell : Ok Fangoram, you can start now.....

 

Sherry : You sure this is a good idea to let him sing?

 

Zell : Not really, but it's the B-side to Garino's single. No one listens to the B-side.

 

Bunji : B-Side? I thought they got rid of those when CDs became popular.

 

Zell : Now they're popular again. And no one listens to them still.

 

Bunji and Sherry : Ohhhhhh.

 

Fangoram : ME SING!!!!

 

Zell : Alright you gigantic retard, go for it.

 

Fangoram : OH HOLY NIGHT!!! THE STARS ARE GENTLY SHINNNINEEEEIIIINNNGGGG!!! IT IS THE NIGHT OF OUR DEAR SAVIOR'S BIRTTTTHHHHHH!!!

 

Zell : Stop! Oh God, my ears are bleeding!!! Well, it was better than that damn Jessica Simpson Christmas album, but still.....you know what....here's 5 bucks, go buy yourself some Chicken Selects!

 

Fangoram : YAY!!! CHICKEN SELECTS!!!! *Takes the money and walks out through the wall, creating a giant Fangoram-sized hole.

 

Bunji : I mean, there WAS a door right there.

 

Zell : Well, we need a song.....

 

Sherry : Sing an Austrialian Christmas song then. There has to be at least one.

 

Zell : Alright then. Bunji, I need your help. Do sound effects at the approiate moments.

 

Bunji : What are the--

 

Zell : You'll know.

 

Bunji : Fine.

 

Zell : And a one, and a two....

 

*Music starts*

 

Zell : Foster's the red-nosed rainbeer had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows....

 

Bunji : Like a neon beer sign!

 

Zell : All of the other rainbeers, used to laugh and call him names...

 

Bunji : Like retarded...

 

Zell : They wouldn't let poor Fosters play in any rainbeer games!

 

Bunji : Like Monolopy!

 

Zell : The one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say.....Foster's with your alcohol so high, won't you get me wasted tonight?

 

Bunji : Plastered!

 

Zell : Then all the rainbeers loved him, and they shouted out with glee...

 

Bunji : Yipeee.

 

Zell : Foster's the red-nosed rainbeer, you'll go down in HISTORY!!!!!

 

Bunji : Like George Washington!

 

Sherry : Or the WNBA!

 

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.......The song became the B-Side to Garino's Christmas classic, "OH SANTA!!! (MORE CUSHIN FOR THE PUSHIN)....and no one listened to it except the people at Rolling Stone who thought it was cool.