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WWFD #11

Fangoram VS. NEW YEAR....

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Fangoram

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Vs.
 
New Years

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*New Years Eve*
 
Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.
 
Zell : Ok, you homo, shut the fuck up!
 
Garino : What's with the verbal abuse?
 
Bunji : How do you like it? Hmm? Huh?
 
Garino : I....really don't like it....
 
Sherry : That's what we thought....bitch.
 
Garino : Stop ganging up on me?!?!?!?
 
Fangoram : HOEBASKET!!!
 
Garino : Et tu Fangoram?
 
Fangoram : INSTANT MESSANGER!!!!!!
 
Bunji : Wha....Oh, that's next week.
 
Fangoram : NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!
 
Garino : Ok.....Ok, enough. We need to get down to buisness.....
 
Zell : Like how you got down on your knees to that dead corpse.....
 
Bunji : Or like that time you were on your knees for that gay hooker of the Don's?
 
Sherry : Or like the time you were on your knees for the Mayor of Billion City?
 
Fangroam : SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN!!!!!!
 
Garino : ENOUGH!!!! Stop talking about my gay clone.....who I shot......yesterday.....twice.
 
Fangoram, Sherry, Bunji, Zell, Spike : LIAR!!!!!!
 
*********
 
Mika : What was that for Spike?
 
Spike : I....don't know..... something just hit me to say that.
 
Grave : ...........
 
Billy : Watch your fuckin' mouth!
 
Juji : Aren't we supposed to be at the end?
 
Mika : We probably will be....again.
 
*****
 
Garino : As you know, tomorrow is.....
 
Sherry : Start of the WNBA season?
 
Bunji : Start of the Hockey season?
 
Zell : Not for a long while pal...
 
Fangoram : BOXING DAY!!!
 
Zell : Oh!!! Abe Lincoln day!!!! *Takes out stovepipe hat*
 
Garino : NO!....GET THAT DAMN HAT OFF!!!
 
Zell : Bitch.....*takes hat off*
 
Garino : It's New Years Day!!!!! Thus making today New Years Eve!!!!!
 
Zell : Well, duh.
 
Sherry : What are your New Years resolutions?
 
Zell : Getting wasted 23/7!!
 
Bunji : Getting an even more larger fan base! I want to be bigger than that Anderson bloke!!!
 
Garino : HA!!! Good luck with that one.....
 
Zell : Hellsing Anderson, Matrix Anderson?
 
Bunji : Hellsing Anderson.....Matirx Anderson was seriously gay...almost as gay as Garino.
 
Garino : Fuck off. My New Years Resolution is to cut back on the Necrophilia....and increase the Masturbation.
 
Sherry : Visit my husband's grave more often....and sleep with random women on it.
 
Bunji : Harsh!!!!
 
Sherry : It's what he would of wanted.
 
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Harry : HELLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!!
 
Bear : Quiet you.
 
Harry : Sorry sir.
 
*******
 
Garino : Well, I'm throwing a New Years party, and I want you all to be on your best behavior.
 
Zell : We are always on out best behavior!
 
Garino : That's your best behavior?!?!?  God, I'm screwed!!
 
Sherry : Yep, you are.
 
Bunji : Who are you inviting?
 
Garino :  That Bear/Bob/Ballardbird thing.  That guy with the huge afro...
 
Zell : Ben Wallace?
 
Garino : Him too.  I'm talking about the guy at the supermarket.
 
Bunji : Johnny Damon?
 
Fangoram : DAMON!!!!!!!!
 
Garino : You will not cause a stir!
 
Zell : Mulan from that Disney movie?
 
Garino : Hell yeah!
 
Bunji : Ann Coulter?
 
Sherry : I killed her, she tried to resist my WNBA charm.  So I pulled a Michael Moore, and I ate her!
 
Zell : Eww... oh wait, YEAH!  You have the video?
 
Sherry : Later...
 
Fangoram : PAT ROBERTSON?
 
Bunji : He's dead, we killed him, retard.
 
Garino : Everyone get ready, the guests are gonna be here any minute.
 
*A While later, with Johnny Damon, the Bob/Bird/Bear morph, Mulan, George Washington, Herbert Hoover, Calvin Coolidge and Ben Wallace*
 
Zell : Hey Ben, I almost forgot, here's your dagger.
 
Ben : Thanks Zell *Ding*
 
Zell : No thank you Ben *Double Ding*
 
Mulan & Sherry : Where's that ding coming from?
 
Fangoram : JESUS!!
 
Damon : For the last time, it's Damon!
 
Fangoram : JENGA!!!!!!
 
Damon : ....Have you seen my world series ring? *SHINESSSS!!!*
 
Fangoram : BRIGHT!!!! *Wall falls* NOOOO!!!!!!
 
Damon : JENGA!!!!
 
Sherry : So Mulan, have you ever been in the WNBA?
 
Mulan : No....
 
Sherry : Do you want to? *Wink*
 
Mulan : What?....Do I want to what?
 
Bunji : Sleep with her.
 
Mulan : Eh, I'm plastered enough to do anything.
 
Sherry and Bunji : SCORE!!!! *High five*
 
Bunji : I get to join in this time......
 
*Bunji, Sherry, Mulan disappear*
 
George Washington : So, how's the wife and kids there Bear/Bob/Bird?
 
B/B/B : *Makes some sort of screeching noise*
 
George : Ahh, same old, same old....
 
Herb : Garino!  Where are you?
 
Garino : Stop harping me man, I need to take a leak!
 
Herb : I'll Help!!!!
Garino : Eh, what the hell.
 
Calvin : Damn it Hoover....time to die!!!!
 
Garino and Hoover : Wha.....?
 
Washington, B/B/B, Zell : Awww....
 
Fangoram : *pulls out Center Head* YAY!!!!!!
 
(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME CALVIN COOLIDGE RELATED VIOLENCE)
 
Garino : Aww....my peeing partner....
 
Fangoram : GGGGRRRRAAAVVVVEEEEE!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
 
*AT the Truck which is at Times Square*
 
Juji : 5!
 
Mika : 4!
 
Spike : 3!
 
Grave : .........!!!! *Takes out Coffin, uses Death Blow on the ball....blows it up*
 
Juji : Now we're stuck in 2004 forever!!!
 
Mika : Where's Billy?
 
Billy : *in truck, watching movie on computer* : Man, that Mulan is HOT!!!!
 
Mulan's Husband (Shang) : I know.
 
Billy : We're stuck in 2004 for ever, you know?
 
Shang : No we're not, it's just a ball, it doesn't actually stop time.
 
Billy : Oh!!!!  Movie time!!
 
Mika : Hey, get off of that computer, I want to use AIM!
 
Juji : Wasn't that allready stated that that's next week?
 
Mika : Oh!
 
Grave : ................
 
Billy & Shang : We have kids here!!  Watch your fucking mouth!!
 
Mika : Where's Dick Clark?
 
Juji : He had a 'stroke', mneaning that he's getting a  robotic upgrade.
 
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Winnahs: Sherry, Bunji, Mulan!
 
Losers : Garino, Herb, the New Years Ball!
 
 

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Harry : YAY!!!! SHE'S DOING  IT WITH MORE CHICKS!!!!
 
Bear : I thought I told you to shut up?
 
Harry : Screw you!!!
 
Bear :  *kicks his ass....royally*