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Fangoram vs. Poker

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Fangoram

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VS

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Poker

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Garino : Ok you bastards, this time I won't call you bastards..... crap....nevermind.  Just get in here!
 
Zell : Whatever, just hurry, TILT is on. 
 
Garino : What the hell is TILT?
 
Zell : A Poker themed drama series from the fine people at ESPN.
 
Bunji : Ahh, God bless ESPN.  For all of it's sportsness.
 
Fangoram : MXC!!!!
 
Bunji : Wrong network....
 
Fangoram : OOPS!!!!!
 
Sherry : God Bless the ESPN for their wonderful lesbo-erotic coverage of the WNBA!!!!
 
Garino : Riiiiiight.  Any-digity-way, we're going to the casino to meet with kinda fruity "I have a monocle" Casino Owner.
 
Bunji : He has a crappy name....
 
Garino : Hey! Mr. and Mrs. Owner loved to gamble!!!! So they named their only son Casino...of course he got picked on by his 25 sisters, but that's not the point!!
 
Zell : Can we gamble while you're talking to him?
 
Sherry : Like the people on TV!!!
 
Zell : Because TV makes it look so easy!!!
 
Bunji : Cause you're retarded.
 
Sherry : SECURITY!!!!!
 
*A black gloved hand from out of nowhere reaches in and grabs Bunji, and pulls him out of the scene*
 
*He comes back 2 minutes later, all bloody*
 
Bunji : Nice try.
 
Fangoram : I AM THE MATADOR!!!!!!
 
Bunji : You know what? Fine! Go gamble!!! I have people to see anyway!!!
 
*Bunji leaves*
 
Garino : Who the hell does he have to see....eh, who cares. It's not like he'll go visit Grave, Juji, and Billy for no apparent reason at the very end.
 
Zell : Yeah.
 
Sherry : Seriously.
 
Fangoram : I LIKE BANANAS!
 
Garino : LET'S GO GAMBLE!!!!
 
The Captain from MXC : Get it on!
 
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Casino Owner : Welcome, have fun, waste a lot of your money!
 
Garino : You know what, we have to talk.  I think that I'm gonna have to demote you from final boss to about, like, the second level boss.
 
Casino : But why?
 
Garino : Because, you umm.....suck.
 
Casino : Can we negotiate this?  Maybe use the roulette table to work it out?
 
Garino : How about we go into your office. *At Sherry, Zell, and Fangoram* Well, keep the carnage to a maximum. *Whispering to Casino* Reverse Psychology.
 
Zell : Oh right!!! *Shoots out like ten slot machines.*
 
Sherry : I think he was using that stupid reverse psychology.
 
Zell : Oh, well, didn't work.
 
Fangoram : *Finished slaughtering 20 people* ONLINE POKER!!!!!!
 
Sherry : Umm... ok?
 
Zell : Thank God we only gave him Monopoly money.
 
Fangoram : I WANT BALTIC AVENUE!!!!!!
 
Sherry : Ok, let's ignore the steaming pile of retardation and play some poker.
 
Zell : Alright, thank God I got my costume.
 
Sherry : What are you going to do, dress as 'The Matador' from TILT?
 
Zell : Actually, I'm going to dress as a real matador.
 
Sherry : And the reason is........?
 
Zell : Well, where else am I gonna where this constume???
 
Sherry : Spain?
 
Zell : No...too many Spanish people.
 
Sherry : Well what did you expect? The Japanese?
 
Zell : .........The Dutch..........
 
Sherry : Err....no.
 
Zell : They've been neutral in every war....there has to be something going on under the radar there!!!!
 
Fangoram : MARY WANNA!!!!
 
Sherry : Marry wanna what?......Mary wanna a piece of this Sherry meat?
 
Zell : Shut the hell up.
 
Sherry : Every time you speak, Garino kills a doggy. Please, think of the doggys.
 
Garino : I can hear you!!!!!
 
Zell : Less talky, more losing of money!!
 
Fangoram : PLAYMAKERS!!!!!
 
Zell : Wrong damn show again, but right station at least.
 
Sherry : He's getting closer.
 
Zell : *At table* Ha! looky at that, a full house.  I have ringed another bull!
 
Sherry : You're betting against yourself.  There's no one at that table.  And you're talking to the beverage waitress, in which I will now hit on.
 
Fangoram : ALL IN!!!!!
 
Chris Moneymaker : Ok, I'll see your$$5 dollar bet.  I have trips king.
 
Fangoram : FOUR OF KIND *Actually has a pair of twos*
 
Chris : Actually, that's just a pair.  And they look like they were drawn on a 3x5 card....badly.
 
Fangoram : FOUR OF KIND!!!! *Pulls out Center Head*
 
(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME PAIR OF HORRIBLY DRAWN TWOS)
 
Zell : You know, he's probably changed his name to Moneymaker just for kicks.
 
Sherry : *Making out with waitress* What?
 
Zell : Nothing....
 
Garino : Casino......
 
Casino : Alright....
 
Fangoram : EWWWW!!! GRRRRRAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 
******
 
*At Gamblers Anonymous Meeting*
 
Grave : ...............
 
Bunji : AMEN BRO!!!
 
Billy : WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!!!!
 
Juji : Is....that you Bunji?
 
Bunji : Uhhhh.......no? I'm......Frodo?
 
Juji : I loved LOTR!!  I even camped out of the theater for lkike three months.  Still was behind this short little midget.  Actually, he was a little too tall for a midget, more like an idget.
 
Grave : .............................................
 
Bunji : Bro.....that was beautiful!!!!
 
Billy : THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!
 
Juji : I....don't know what Frodo and Grave are talking about!!!!
 
Grave : ............................
 
Bunji : Me too bro....me too.
 
*Grave and Bunji hug*
 
GA Leader : See, we have a breakthrough!!!!
 
Billy : More like a gaythrough!
 
*Grave and Bunji shoot at GA leader and Billy....Billy's unharmed....cause he's a freaking ghost.*
 
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Winnahs:
Garino!
Grave and Bunji!
.....Frodo!
The Captain!
Losers:
Everyone else!
 

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Who wins?
Take a guess....

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