Bunji : OK you bastards, get in here.

 

Garino : *In the bathroom* THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!

 

*Que : Major farting noise.*

 

Zell : Now that's just wrong.

 

Sherry : <enter random gay fart joke here>

 

Zell : Oh, now that's just mean.

 

Sherry : Bunji, why'd you call us in here?

 

Bunji : For something so heinous, even more hienous that the Expos trading away Vlad Guerrero...

 

Zell : Aren't they in Washington D.C. now?

 

Bunji : I wouldn't know, baseball blows.

 

Fangoram : ROID RAGE!!!!!

 

Sherry : Shut up Fangoram, you Barry Bonds wanna be.

 

Garino *Still in Bathroom* : Technically, Fangoram is Barry Bonds.....

 

Zell : WHAT?????

 

Garino : Well....it's a long story. Let's just say it involves sporks, baseball bats, actual bats, and tons of beer.

 

Zell : Sounds like a damn good story to me.

 

Bunji : OK, as you all know, the NHL season has been canceled because of the lockout.  I want your help to teach those bastards what happens when you mess with the hockey season, and with the Ottawa Senators.

 

Sherry : And who gives a holy hell?

 

*Somewhere*

 

Ballard Bird Lee : I DO DAMMIT!!

 

Bob : Calm down Lee, and come back to bed...

 

Lee : I haven't slept with you since you were thin!!

 

Bob : I'm on Trimspa now.  If it worked for Anna Nichole Smith, it can work for me.

 

Bear : That's just wrong.

 

*Eww*

 

*Back to the scene with Bunji and the others*

 

Bunji : Ok now, who's with me?!?

 

Zell : I would be, but it is happy hour at Paradise Found...

 

Sherry : Isn't that a strip club?

 

Zell : You bet you ass it is.

 

Sherry : Well, I would, but it is happy hour at Paradise Found...

 

Garino : I have a date at Nerco's...

 

Zell : With who....wait. don't tell me, I don't want to know.

 

Fangoram : I'LL GO!!!!!

 

Bunji : Why?

 

Fangoram : BECAUSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME AND MY SENSELESS VIOLENCE!!!

 

Bunji : Oh...right.

 

Don : I'll go........

 

Bunji : No, you won't.

 

Don : Ok.....

 

Bunji : Ok you retarded sack of crap, lets go.

 

*At NHL headquaters*

 

Some guy : OK, how can we alienate anymore Canadian fans?

 

Gary Bettman : How about....almost reaching a deal again.......then pulling out!!!!!

 

Some other guy!! : Just like I did to my 15 year old whore!!!!

 

Gary Bettman : Sounds good...eh?

 

Bunji : YOU'RE NO CANADIAN!!!! NO CANADIAN WOULD EVER ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!!!

 

Fangoram : I'M FROM OHIO!!!!!

 

Bunji : Shut up......

 

Fangoram : VOTE OR DIE!!!

 

Bunji : That was an earlier episode....moron.

 

Fangroam : BRET HART IS MY HERO!!!

 

Bunji : Whatever....

 

Bret Hart : I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.....just ask your mom.

 

Gary Bettman : HEY!!! EH!!!!

 

Bunji : Eh?

 

Bret Hart : Eh!

 

Bettman : Eh!!

 

SRG : Eh???

 

Bunji : EH!!!!!

 

Fangoram : I FROM OHIO!!! I NO KNOW WHAT YOU SPEAK!!!!

 

Wayne Gretzky : EH!!!!

 

Mario Lemieux : EH!!!

 

Bunji : EH!!!!

 

Bret Hart : EH!!!!

 

Bettman : EH?!?!?!!?

 

Fangoram : ME NO SPEAKA CANDAIANISH!!!

 

Bunji : Just attack them, moron.

 

Fangoram : FINALLY!!!! EH!!!!!!

 

Bret Hart : That's the worst Canadian Swear Word in the Canadian/English/Alaskian dictionary!!!!

 

Fangoram : I DON'T CARE!!!! *Pulls out Center Head*

 

Bunji : Wolves....

 

Lemieux and Gretzky : Hockey Sticks!!!

 

Bret Hart : .......Sharpshooterness.....

 

Bettman and his some random people : Oh.....

 

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME CANADIANISH HOCKEY-RELATED VIOLENCE*

 

Bunji : I don't think we'll have a season though.....

 

Fangoram : BETTER THAN LOVING A HOT DOG!!!!

 

Bunji : You would, wouldn't you?

 

Fangoram : I HAVE A HOT DOG!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

*At an AHL hockey Game*

 

*Syracuse Crunch vs Manitoba Moose..s...*

 

Grave : .....................

 

Billly : Grave, watch your fucking language, you might set a bad influence on Juji!

 

Juji : *Watching needless violence on ice* Huh?

 

Mika : Wow, that Crunch Mascot looks as retarded as Spike!

 

Billy : Look, don't make fun of him just because he beat you in hop-scotch!

 

Mika : I WANT A REMATCH!!

 

Spike : Hey, I won fair and square, ho...

 

Grave : ...............................

 

Billy : That might be true Grave, and it is funny, but did you really have to use the f word 15 times?

 

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