Fangoram...

VS.

Whatever the fans want him to face.....

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Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.

Sherry : No.

Zell : No.

Bunji : No.

Don : No.

Fangoram : OK!

Garino : No, shut the hell up you steaming pile of crap.

Zell : Ah man, what time is it?

Bunji : About 6:30, time for dinner.

Garino : What do you guys want?

Sherry : I'm having the entire U-Conn womens basketball team.

Don : Oh, sounds filling. I'm having a ham sandwich with some of that mayo that we had left over from last week.

Zell : Now that's just bloody wrong mate. Me and Bunji are going to go out and drink the night away.....and we're not doing that!!!

Garino : Oh....*puts cameraphone/camcorder/huge freaking camera away* I already have dinner set for me, right Herb?

Herb : 'Hoover' ain't just my last name, I suc....

Bunji : Please stop before I have to kill you, again.

Fangoram : ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!

Garino : What? Whatever. What do you want Fangoram?

Fangoram : KUNG-PAO CHICKEN!!!

Zell : It's amazing, he didn't say spronkles, chicken selects, or Grave at all so far.

Fangoram : SPRONKELS, CHICKEN SELECTS, GGGRRRAAAVVVEEE!!1!1!

Sherry : Way to leet speak retard. Ub3r l337 j0rb th3r3 4sscl0wn.

Zell : Umm....why don't you go to China Town in NYC for that Fangoram, because they have dead cats...I mean, yeah, dead cats.

Fangoram : NEW YORK METS!!!

Don : Who? They're not a real baseball team. I think that they're like an urban legend.

Fangoram : DEAD CATS!!!!!

*NYC, where the murder rates higher that Bob's cholesterol*

Fangoram : I SAVE THE KMITTIES!!!

Mayor Bloomberg : You said something about comittees?

Fangoram : SAVE THE KITTIES!!!

Bloomberg : Ahh, you must be talking about China Town. Shouldn't you be in school anyways?

Fangoram : I no need skol!

Bloomberg : Thank you, you just gave me another reason why I should cut funding for the schools for their science fairs.

School board type people : No, you must not! We need that money so young children can make volcanos out of clay, baking soda and vinegar!!

Bloomberg : No, it could be spent on like giving more money to like, a convention center, or for Martha Stewart.

Board : Volcanos!

Bloomberg : Martha!

Board : Volcanos!

Bloomberg : Martha!

Board : Volcanos!

Bloomberg : Martha!

Fangoram : FREE CHARLY BROWN! SAVE THE KITTIES!!!

Bloomberg and the board type people : Oh crap...

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME SAVING PRIVATE KITTY VIOLENCE*

Fangoram : KUNG PAO!!

*Later, on the subway*

Fangoram : EAT FRESH!!

Nemesis from Resident Evil : Shut it up you, I'm trying to eat this passangers limbs and genitalia.

Fangoram : GENITALIA! IT TASTE LIKE KUNG PAO?

Nemesis : No, it taste like sweet and sour seagull, which is actually not to bad with the right seasonings, with a side of deep fried fingers, and I don't mean chicken fingers...

Fangoram : I LIKE CHICKEN SELECTS!

Nemesis : Chicken selects, they have like 32 grams of......fat!!

Fangoram : You call Fangoram fat?

Ghost of Jared : Oh no, not this again.

Nemesis : Jared? How'd you...? Ah hell, just beat it you hunk of bat guano.

Fangoram : Fangoram kill you and Subway guy again!

Nemesis : You can't kill me, unless you have a giant cross like weapon.

Fangoam : *Pulls out Center Head*

Nemesis : Ahh shit, I asked for that one, didn't I?

Jared : Yep, well, I'm hella out, I know what's gonna happen next. *Floats as fast as he can out of there*

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME 'THE EVIL AIN'T SO RESIDENTIAL ANYMORE NOW IS IT?' VIOLENCE*

Fangoram : Must get Kung Pao Chicken!!

Some guy in chinese restaurant : You want food? What you rike?

Fangoram : I DON'T WANT BIKE! I WANT KUNG PAO CHICKEN!!!

That guy : You want cat? They rearry good with soy sauce!

Fangoram : SAVE THE KITTIES!!!!!

Guy : Of cwap...

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME SAVE THE KITTIES VIOLENCE*

Fangoram : GARION! GGGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAA......

Chinese guy 2 : Here's your Kung Pao Chicken.....

Fangoram : Oh...do you mind? I'm in the moment.

CG2 : Oh...I'll just leave it here then.

Fangoram : Thank you....where was I? Oh yeah....AAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!



*At Japanese/Thai resturant*



Juji : Oh, I burned my damn hand on this freaking table/grill son of a bitch.

Billy : Juji! I'd expect that language out of Grave. You might set an example on the young ones here *Points to Mika*


Mika : Huh, what? I'm 17, I'm no kid, I'm a fully matured woman...WHERE'S MY DAMN PUZZLE THAT THE WAITRESS WAS GONNA GET ME?

Spike : YEAH! I want to see how long it'll take me to get fustrated with it and throw it on the grill to watch it burn.

Grave : .....................

Billy : No, I don't fucking know who Garion is, so quit asking me!! I'm gonna hit on that waitress now, so, screw you.

Grave : .................................



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WINNAHS! : ALL OF YOU, THE FANS!

WHO'S YOU BUDDY? US, HOPEFULLY...
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