Fangoram.....

VS.

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Simon : Well, these last few auditions have been absolutly dreadful.

Randy : Yo dawg....

Paula : Be nice Simon....they were not all bad.

Simon : Oh please....If I want to hear bad, I'll just listen to one of your CDs.

Paula : Oh, you want to play like that? Fine! If I want to see gay, I'll just watch that online video of thirty gay men gangbanging you!

Randy : Yo dawg!

Simon : You can't prove that's me.....*Cell phone rings, reciever picks up*

Phone : Simon, this is Garino....the gangbang is tonight, and the guys are getting antsy...I mean, it's your turn to play doggie!

Paula and Randy : .........

Simon : I think they have the wrong number....

Garino : Simon Colwell, I know you're there....well, I'll just see you tonight! Bring the whip!!

Paula : ......

Randy : .....Yo dawg.

Simon : Not a fucking word.

Clay Aiken : And they call me gay....at least I get poo tang....female poo-tang, thank you.

Simon : Next contestant....NOW!!!

*Fangoram walks in*

Paula : You are....Fangoram D. McFinkilson?

Fangoram : I SIGN!

Simon : I can tell this is going to be horrid.....

Randy : .....Yo Dawg......I might actually agree with you.

Clay Aiken : *Earplugs in, reading a Playboy, featuring Paula Abdul.*

Paula : *Reading a Hustler featuring a lesbian scene between Paula Abdul and Sherry Walken*

Fangoram : SECRET SONG!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!!! I NEVER KNEW IT WAS TRUUUUEEE, OH SEC-A-RET SONG!!

Simon : My ears are bleeding.

Randy : Yo Dawg......Yo dawg!!!!

Fangoram : SONGS ARE MADE OF MYSTERIES!!!! AND CLOUDS ARE MADE OF MOONBEAMS, SECRET SONG!!!!! SECRET SONG....I LOVE YOU ALL NIGHT LONG. I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU GO, SECRET SONG, I LOVE YOU SO...

Paula : He wasn't that bad...

Simon : You're right,....he was damned horrid. I can't feel my ears.

Fangoram : YO DAWG!!!

Randy : Yo dawg, that's my line!! I'll kill you!!!

Fangoram : YOU NO LIKE FANGORAM SINGING, FANGORAM WILL WILLIAM HUNG YOU!!

Simon & Randy : Oh crap...

Clay : *Ear plugs still in, still reading, needing tissues...*

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME CLAY SO SHOULD HAVE WON SEASON 2 VIOLENCE*

Simon, Randy, and Paula : *Dead*

Clay : Huh? What I miss?

Fangoram : YOU LIKE MY SINGING?

Clay : Yeah, sure, better that real fruitcake Justin's...

Fangoram : FRUITCAKE!!!!! GGGGRRRRAAAAVVVVEEEE!!!!

*At taping of The Price Is Right*

Bob Barker : Ok Mr. Grave, you get to spin the wheel, and if you land on the dollar, you can win $1000!

Grave : .............. *Poses*

Billy : *From audience* Watch your language!!!

Bunji : *From audience* Right on bro!!

Grave : ........... *Uses coffin, preforms Hellhound Roar*

Bob : Wow, that was sexy/stylish/cool...

Bunji : The price is wrong bitch.

*Wheel lands on dollar*

Mika : *From audience * Yes!! We're thousandaires!!

Spike : I can't see over this pedistal...

Juji : Stupid Pedistal.*Slices new car in half*

Bob : Don't worry, it was only a freaking minivan. Folks, help control the stupid population, have your kids spayed or nuetered. Have a good night!

*Show ends with Grave and Bunji doing massive posing....*

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Winnahs! GRAVE! CLAY AIKEN! BUNJI! FANGORAM!

Losers! AMERICAN IDOL....freaking morons....

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