Easter

VS

FANGORAM

Garino : Ok you now hopefully sober bastards, get in here,

Zell : I'm still a little tipsy

Sherry : When aren't you?

Zell : Ahhh, good point...

Bunji : Give me a couple more days...

Don : You're still drunk? AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!

Bunji : I reached a new record of a Blood Alcohol level of 93.11232289

Don : You never reached 95% like you said you would.

Bunji : Which is why I need a couple days....and possibly a new liver.

Sherry : A new liver? You're a deadman!

Bunji : You never know....

Garino : As you know, this Sunday is the day of Teh Lord, Easter. I want you all to get ready for the sunrise mass on Sunday.

Everyone : Crap!

Fangoram : EASTER BUNNY!!!!!

Sherry : Aww....for a second there, I thought the big green retard was actually going to show some subtlety.

Bunji : If you keep your expectations low for him, you'll never be disappointed.

Fangoram : BASS BALLS!

Bunji : See?

Sherry : Yeah...

Zell : Allright mates, moving on now, why sunrise mass?

Garino : The more to piss you guys off with.

Sherry : You do that very well.

Garino : With pleasure. I do get off on it...Herb...?

Zell : Don't even start...next time you two try to do it in public, you will get the merc treatment.

Bunji : And the wolvesss.......*falls down, finally at a 95.2% BAC.*

Garino : Fine! Ruin my fun! But you're still going to Sunrise mass!

Fangoram : SUNRISE SUNSET, SUNRISE SUNSET, SLOWLY GO THE DAYS!!!!...

Sherry : Easter! Not Fiddler on the Roof!

Don : A blessing upon your head! Molzel Tov, Molzel Tov!

Sherry : Oh,God...stop, please...

Garino : Ok, get to bed, we're getting up at 5:00 am.

*At 5:00 am*

Fangoram : ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Don : God, he can't even sleep quietly!

Sherry : You get used to it...

Bunji : *Still passed out, with some stains in his crotch area.*

Zell : Ok, I'm ready...*Dressed in Camo's*

Garino : I'm ready *Dressed in usual suit, with some mustard stains on it*

Sherry : Let's get this train wreck a started.

Fangoram : THIRD DAY RESURRECTION!!

*At the mass*

Priest : Amen.

Zell : zzzzzzzzzz

Sherry : Man, there needs to be female priests...

Don : Wow, so this Jesus person died and was risen on the third day, eh?

Bunji : Wha....huh?....ohh, wine! *Out*

Zell : Ohh....wine....Foster's Wine?......

Priest : Umm...no. Not quite....

Zell : Oh.....

Garino : *Hitting on the altar boys....*

Don : *hits Garino on the back of the head.*

Garino : Hey!

Don : Retard.

?????? - HALT!!!! I AM THE SAVIOR! I TALK DIRECTLY TO THE LORD!!

Don : Not this dipshit again....

Sherry : Wait....is that....

Garino : Who?

Sherry : Godzilla?

?????? : NO! I AM.......PAT ROBERTSON!

Bunji : Wha...? Didn't we kill you?

PR : YES, BUT I HAVE RISEN LIKE THE LORD! I AM THE LORD JESUS INCARNATE!

Johnny Damon : *Walks in, gets in batting stance, swings...knocks him through the wall*

Fangoram : JESUS!!!!

Damon : For the last time....I Johnny Damon. You retarded.

Bunji and Zell : Have we ever told you that we love you....

Don : In a non-homosexual way.

Sherry : If I didn't like chicks....you'd be my type.

Damon : I know....I'm Johnny Damon.

PR : *Walks through the window* I AM IMMORTAL

Johnny Damon : Jesus Powers, GO!

PR : *Stuck to wall*

Everyone : *Pulls out weapons*

Fangoram : YOU GO HELL NOW!!!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO WHAT THE HELL DOES A BUNNY HAVE TO DO WITH EASTER VIOLENCE*

JD : And that's the story of the Johnny Damon Easter.

Zell : But what about Grave, mate?

Fangoram : GGGGGGRRRRAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!

Grave : *Walks in, smacks Fangoram upside the head, walks out*

Billy : PWNED

Juji : Stop using internet speak dip.

WINNAHS : JOHNNY DAMON! EVERYONE THAT HATES THE 700 CLUB AGAIN! FANGORAM (for once)

LOSAHS : PAT ROBERTSON! (cause he sucks.)

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