FANGORAM



VS.

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Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.

Sherry : What now, fuckstick?

Garino : That's the thing, I'm not sure.

Zell : Well, the NBA playoffs are starting....

Garino : Nah....you guys got us banned from the NBA for....what was it?....Oh yeah, LIFE.

Bunji : It was worth it....

Sherry : Well....we can invade the Middle East again....

Garino : Nope...the U.S. has that on lockdown.

Garino : Then....what?

Fangoram : BASEBALL!!!!

Garino : Well...I guess. I mean, we've got the Players Union and the League by their steriod-affected balls.

Sherry : Do we even have tickets?

Garino : We've been Expos season ticket holders since they moved to Montreal.

Zell : They're not in Montreal anymore, mate. They're in Washington....

Bunji : And they're called the "Nationals"....

Garino : Aww...fuck. Stupid Washington....taking away the Expos....you know? Let's just destroy Major League Baseball.

Zell : Remember the last time we tried that?

Fangoram : DAMON!!!!!

Zell : Hate to say it, but the jolly, blue-green retard is right.

Bunji : Oh....we should probably avoid Vlad too....

Garino : Why Vlad?

Bunji : Well, this is Vlad happy...*Shows everyone a picture of Vlad smiling....hugging a kitten and so on.*....and this is Vlad angry.....*shows a picture of Vlad shoving his baseball bat up the decapated corpse of Tom DeLay.....head was hit out of the ballpark.*

Sherry : Ouch....that fucking sucks.

Zell : Wow....we should recruit that guy, mate.

Don : Already did. He's the number 2 guy in the organization.

Garino : *Shocked* When did that happen? And why are you still here? And how are you still alive!?!?!?!?!

Don : Before you were born, because I live here, and did you really think that acid could kill me? Please, I crap more painfully than that.

Bunji : Next time, keep that to yourself. Fuckstick.

Sherry : OOOOOOOk......well, I'll be letting myself out...

Zell : Where are you bloody going?

Sherry : I found where the Baylor's College Women's basketball team is staying....

Bunji : Here's the video camera. Have fun.

Sherry : Err....thanks. *Runs out without taking the camera.*

Zell : So close, mate. So close.

Garino : Any-damn-way, let's get this plotline started!

Bunji : Any more Black Eyed Peas references, and I swear to God that I will fucking kill you myself.

Fangoram : LET'S GET RETARDED IN HERE!!!!

Zell : You're already a step ahead of us there....dumbass.

Don : Anyway, stop being a self-hating member of the Blue Man Group and get going. You'll miss your game.

Garino : But....what?

Don : Shut up and get the hell out of here. I've got the Queer Eye Guys coming in here to make me over, damnit.

Garino : FINE!!!

Bunji : *To Zell* Do you think they'll actually show that piece they made me tape on how bad Don's style is?

Zell : *To Bunji* Well....they won't show Grave's....that's for sure.

*Grave's Tape*

Grave : ....................................................

Billy : *off camera* Goddammit Grave, the queers watch this show too!!!!

*Fast foward to the Private Jet*

Zell : What game are we going to see anyway? Personally, I'd rather see fat people destroy each other for a ball or two......

Garino : Rugby?

Zell : Yeah, that's it.

Bunji : I'd personally want to see the sport with British royals riding a horse...bucking up and down on the Horse's mighty "saddle"...

Garino : Polo?

Bunji : No, British Royal Horse Porn.

Garino : Yeah, Polo.

Zell : Moving on....

Garino : I don't know who's playing, but we can get tickets to any series we want to go to...

Zell : Sounds fair...

Garino : How about....the Mets vs. the...Indians? What the...

Fangoram : MIDGET PEDRO!!!

Bunji : Err.....

Garino : What about....the Braves vs. the....Marlins? Who comes up with these games?

Fangoram : ME!!!!

Garino : That would explain the suckitude.

Bunji : What about Yankees/Red Sox...

Zell : We were banned for killing everyone....

Bunji : Oh yeah.....

Fanogram : DAMON!!!!!

*At Yankee Stadium*

Johnny Damon : *Sneezes*

Curt Shilling : You know, when ever you sneeze, a big, blue-green retard says your name. Like A-Rod.

A-Rod : *Sneezes*

Derek Jeter : You know, whenever you sneeze, a big, blue-green retard who brags about a bloody-sock says your name.

A-Rod : Oh, like Pedro?

Pedro : *sneezes*.....anyone see Pedro's Midget? If anyone touch Pedro's Midget...I swear, Pedro kill....

Beltran : You know Pedro, Carlos has heard that whenever you sneeze....

Pedro : Pedro don't care. Pedro kill....

*Anyway....*

Bunji : You know....let's just go to the MLB main offices and slaughter the top brass.

Garino : Players Union too?

Zell : Well....yeah!

Fangoram : YAY!!!

Garino : Ok....let's go.

*At MLB Main offices...*

Bud Selig : NO!

Donald Fehr : YES!!!

*Doors Bust open*

*Garino is floating in with his green aura around him, Bunji has wolves around him and Guns at the ready, Zell has his huge freaking gun ready and his red cape blowing all cool like, and Fangoram is in a cool pose with Center Head pointed at the Baseball guys.*

Zell : You know...we haven't looked this cool in a while.

Garino : *Still floating* You know....I don't know. It's...fun....I feel like a final boss again!!!

Bunji : Yeah....but I do this weekly.

Fangroam : BASEBALL BORING! YOU DIE!!!!

Selig, Fehr, and everyone else : Oh.....fuck.

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO TOM HANKS IS DOING THE WANG CHUNG AND WATCHING BASEBALL FREAKING SUCKS VIOLENCE*

Zell : Man, I feel like a seventh to final boss again.

Bunji : You might not want to share that with everyone.

Garino : Guys, how the fuck do I get down from here?

Fangoram : GGGRRRAAAVVVEEE!!!


*More of Grave's Video for Queer Eye*

Grave : ................................

Billy : Damn it Grave!!! You're a stupid fat, flying baby you bitch!!!

Grave :..............................................

Billy : I don't recall the Don ever liking it in THAT WAY!!!!

Grave : .............................................

Billy : You'd have a point asshole, if you dropped all of those ethnic slurs!

Spike : What's an ethnic slur Juji?

Juji : It's....errr......where babies come from!

Mika : I'm an ethnic slur!!!

Billy and Grave : .......................

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WINNAHS - FANGORAM! ZELL! BUNJI! GARINO! DON!

LOSAHS - MIKA! THE MLB! PEDRO'S MIDGET!

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