FANGORAM

Vs

Online Dating

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Garino : Ok you bastards here's the regular line.

Bunji : Ahh......just like usual....you suck.

Sherry : Garino, why haven't you ever said anything nice to us?

Zell : Well, I do constantly hit on you...

Sherry : While I'm flattered, no.

Bunji : What about me?

Sherry : Better chance than Zell, but no.

Fangoram : WHAT ABOUT ME?

Sherry : Larry the Cable Guy has a better chance than you!

Larry TCG : Git-R-Done!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME LARRY THE CABLE GUY SUCKS AND RON WHITE WILL FOREVER SUCK LESS THAN HIM VIOLENCE*

Bunji : Well, we got that done.

Don : God, Lewis Black is better than him on like 5 different levels. *Cleans off Katana*

Garino : Wait, you actually can kill people.

Don : When Vlad doesn't want to.

Vlad : Why am I here? Can I kill Tom Delay again?

Don : Later. Why don't you go and play better. I need to improve my Fantasy Baseball team.

Zell : I'm in first place mate!

Bunji : I'm last...

Fangoram : I'M THE HUMP!!

Sherry : Do shut up.

Garino : Anyways, as you all know, you have a day off, for once, so get the hell out of here. I'm planning a hot date with Herb...and Simon....

Bunji : Eww...

Sherry : Creepy.

Zell : Fosters!

Fangoram : YAY!

Garino : Go away, you bastards.

Bunji : *To Zell and Sherry* You guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Sherry : No, what?

Bunji : Me too.....

Zell : Since we're all single, why not do one of those online dating things?

Sherry : Why the hell not?

Fangoram : ENGINE!!

Zell : Shut up. First one to get Fangoram a date will wins...........a cookie.

Bunji : What kind....

Zell : Coconut....

Sherry : *singing* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are a standing in a row...

Zell : God, I need a tissue...

Bunji : Let's just get going.....but I need a change of...

Zell : Pants?

Bunji : Hell no! I need my spare tattered coat! I need to look good for the online ladies.....

Sherry : Oh......

Fangoram : EHARMONY.COM'D!!!

Zell : That's it, I'm holding back your Homestar Runner viewing for the week!

Fangoram : NOOOOOOO!

Sherry : Here's one....she says she likes MXC, Taco Bell, and sports....I'll just keep this one for myself....

Zell : Here's one, she says that she's into anime, comic books, H*R, and calls herself ModestlyHotGirl. (Creator note : HX is responsible for this one....HB doesn't know, or has ever met this person.....so blame HX.)

Bunji : Does she like Gungrave?

Zell : I don't know.........but not into guys with tattered coats.

Bunji : Dammit!

Sherry : Here's someone that calls himself BTG...

Zell : Beyond....the....Grave? Grave's on a dating site?

Bunji : Wait....nope. He says he's from Billions City. Grave's actually from Idaho.

Zell : Hehehe....Ida.

Sherry : ....ho....

Billy : *just walking through* Grave says you're both blooming idiots. Now....I've got a date....with some girl who calls herself HallowBastion. (Disclaimer :HB - I hate you HX.)

(Disclaimer - HX : Just a little revenge. By the way...we're both guys. Ladies...start sending the pics!....please?)


Fangoram : BACK ON TOPIC!

Bunji : Yeah.....hey, look at this one.....A graduate of Commando Univerity....oh, the Streakers! I think Garino sent Fangoram there for....two days!

Fangoram : ALMA MATER!!!!!!

Zell : This one is right up your alley retard....

Bunji : What's it say?

Zell : She says tht he likes big, blue green retards.....Wait, how mny damn blue-green retards are there?

Sherry : Apperently 2.

Zell : Her quote is "You are so turning on Guy."

Fangoram : I ARE LOVE!!!

Bunji : Let's contact her....

Zell : All systems go....

Sherry : Oh ModestlyHotGirl.....you r0x0r my b0x3rs.

Zell : You wear b0x0rs?

Sherry : You wear panties, so what' the big deal, coolio?

Zell : I think that we need to stop mixing our laundry.

Bunji : You two disgust me.

Sherry : Wait Zell, what's her name?

Zell : Umm......Mika Asssssagi...?

Bunji : We should end this before we get in trouble.....

Zell : Fangoram, attack computer!

Fangoram : BUT FANGORAM IN LOVE!!!

Zell : Umm....she's been cheating on you....with...her....left hand....yeah, that works.

Fangoram : NOOOO!!! I KILL LEFT HAND!!!!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME KILLING OF THE ERR....WELL.....ONLINE....DATING....EVIL....CAT....YEAH...
CAT....VIOLENCE!!!!*

Zell : Well, are you going to say it?

Sherry : GGGGRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!

Bunji : Umm....whatever works.

*At the Truck*

Mika : Man, why can't I get any responses?

Grave : .................

Juji : I'm guessing that you said that you've allready killed the big blue-green retards.

Billy : Something like that.....more references to bodily fluids....

Spike : Hehehe...poopie...

Juji : Really mature kid....hehehe....poopie....
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WINNAHS! : HX! HB!

LOSAHS! : HX! HB!

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