Fangoram

VS.
50 Cent! And the G-G-G-Gay unit...

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Garino : Ok you bastards, turn down that Elton John and get in here.
Bunji : Elton John can kick your ass.
Garino : I'm sure there is a lot of things Elton John could do to my ass, but kicking it isn't one of them.
Zell : 5 Double Dollars says he can...
Garino : It's not as if we'll ever kno---
*Elton John Walks in, taps Garino on the shoulder, punches the Garino in the chest and smashes a piano over his head.*
Elton John : What was that? Huh? Yeah, thought so. *walks out*
Sherry : Elton! Come back! Give me an autograph! Sign my boobs!
Zell : Mine Too!
Don : That's just wrong...we should get going. Since Garino is dead...
Garino : I'm not quite dead yet. I can recover...I need some sexual healing......Herb!
Don : Moving on...
Zell : Allright then, what's supposed to be the freaking mission this time?
Fangoram : NUMA NUMA!!!
Don : It's no wonder why everyone hates you...
Bear : Yeah, even me...
Sherry : Daddy! You're back!
Bear : No, just for this episode...err...mission.
Bunji : Hey, it's good to have back another of the Big 4.
Bear : I'll show you big...
Zell : Dear lord mate, I really don't need to know...
Don : Ok, your objective...is to kill this guy...*Shows picture of 50 Cent*
Sherry : Fiddy?
Don : We've tried to kill him before, and have shot him 9 times, but won't die.
Bear : So you brought HIM in, didn't you?
Don : Unfortunately, yes.
Vlad : What, I can't even kill that guy!
Damon : Why am I here?
Bunji : Go back and play, I want to at least be out of last in Fantasy Baseball.
Damon : Hey Vlad, you know what I got? A World Series ring *Shine*
Vlad : Vlad does not like you...
Damon : Jesus Powers! *Ding*
Vlad : Vlad like you...
Don : Moving on. Go kill him.
Zell : Him? As is who? Grave, Juji, Canadia?
Bunji : Yeah, how come we kill all these other people and not Grave?
Sherry : Where's my Playboy?
Bear : *Reading Playboy* Huh?
Don : Because I said so.
Zell : Well, I've got to get wasted. It's me daily wastitude time, mate.
Bunji : Well....umm.....I'm gonna call my Vacation as well....Grave and I are going to this ballet thingie....yeah, his
choice, not mine.
Billy : It was my idea!
Don : Ok then. Sherry, since you allready used yours on Halloween, you're in.
Sherry : Dammit!
Bear : I need a new samurai suit now.....
Don : That's disgusting. Now you go in your semen incrusted suit and like it dammit!
Fangoram : Hello, greetings, it's me, an outlaw.
Bunji : Hello, greetings You are an idiot!
Grave : .......
Bunji : Stop saying Numa Numa...i's bad that the retard's allready saying it...
Mika : Stop calling me retarded! For the last time, I'm an ethnic slur!!!!
Juji : That was the biggest mistake of my life....
Billy : What about that one time with the Captain Crunch...
Juji : Say it, and I break out the pea-shooters.
Don : What the hell are you guys doing here? Do you want to continue the plot of Overdose???
Everyone : No....
Bear : What plot? It's just about shooting crap.
Don : Get going!
*GONG'D*
50 : Yeay yeah yea, smack ma bitch up...
The Game : Yeah, so wait, are we enemies or not?
Lloyd Banks : Why are we here? It's not like we're any good....
Young Buck : Man, we're just getting rich and famous offa 50!
50 : Yeah homies! In my new album, I'm gonna say the f-word like, 15 times more.
Yong : And talk abot shooting the wanksta's like 20 times mo.
Lloyd : Yo man, that's hot bro.
*Doors a busting down!*
Bear : Ok you bastards, we are actualy not going to kill you, but he is!
Sherry : Fangoram?
Bear : No, 20 times more destructive...and 20 times more brain power....
Sherry : You mean....
Bear : Yes..him..
Young : Who he be?
Sherry : You fail engrish? That umpossible!
Young : Yo! That uncool! It ain't umpossibl to fail engrish! I be dat wit a 32!
Bear : What the hell did you just say? Are you a hippie? Did you eat their brownies?
Sherry : Even Fangoram passed English....
Fangoram : I PASS ENGRISH 100!
Sherry : See?
Fangoram : You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want to take me, don't want don&'t
want don't want to take me. NUMA NUMA!!!!
50 : Hey.....I mastured that dance!!!
Bear : The stupidity grows....
HIM : Are you peoples going to introduce me or not?
Fangoram : NUMA NUMA!!!
Bear : Yes....hey, retards....meet your judge, jury, cell roommate, and killer.....
Sherry : RICHARD SIMMONS!!!
G-G-G-Unit : OHHHHH SHHHHHIIIITTTTTT!!!!
Fangoram : GGGGGRRRRRRAAAA---
Bear : *slaps him in back of the head* Not yet idiot.
Richard : Let's going....Sweating to the oldies!!
Fangoram : SWEATING TO NUMA NUMA!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME FAT KID DANCING TO ROMANIAN TECHO IS ALWAYS FREAKING HILARIOUS AND SHORTS SHORTER THAN BUSH'S
ATTENTION SPAN VIOLENCE*
Bear : That was the most violent thing ever...
Sherry : Hold me Daddy...
Richard : Now they're dead.....now lets get boogying!
Bear : Umm....I'm going now.....fast like...Garino on Zell's passed out body.
Sherry : That's...pretty funny...
Fangoram : ZZZEEELLLL!!! GGGGRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!
*At Ballet*
Bunji : Man, I can feel his nut's a cracking...
Grave : .........
Billy : *Asleep*
Zell : *Piss-ass drunk* Where's my pants?
Bunji : Check you head man...
Grave : .........
Zell : I'm pants man! I rule the Boxer Kingdom!
Bunji : This is why we never take you places.
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WINNAHS! RICHARD SIMMONS! DON! ELTON JOHN!
LOSAHS! RAP, CAUSE IT SUCKS....

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