Fangoram

VS

Martha Stewart

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Garino : Ok you bastards, let's try not to have the Don in this one, ok?

Don : What you say?

Garino : Dammit!

Don : Just because I'm cooler, doesn't mean you suck.

Zell : You can't say that with a straight face, can ya Don?

Don : Nope.

Sherry : Ok, you necroloving bastard, what do we have to do this week?

Bunji : And please don't make it be your laundry again.

Zell : I've never seen so many skid marks....

Sherry : And so many protien stains....

Bunji : That wasn't protein...

Zell : Techinally, it was....

Don : Eww....

Fangoram : SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKER!

Zell : We're not in a rap video starring Fat Joe, so go to hell, or Belgium...

Sherry : Who's Fat Joe?

Bunji : A fat guy named Joe.

Garino : Duh....anyways, we need to gain revenge upon the one that made me lose several tens of dollars...

Bunji : George W. Bush?

GWB : Strategery, we need to strategerize the private accounts, to undermine the Mexicans...for the freedom...of....Saudi Arabia and their precious, pornographic oil.

Fangoram : ME SPEAK GOODER ENGLISH THAN YOU!

Sherry : And that's why I don't vote.

Don : Ok, we need to get this retard out of here.

Fangoram : ME NO WANNA GO!

Bunji : Not you....for once...

Stone Cold : Ok Mr. President...time to go!

Bush : but I need to talk about how we're going to invade France.

Stone : I'll stomp a mud hole in your ass, and that's the bottom line...cause I said so.

Bush : But the invasion...

Stone : Umm....Laura just made some pudding back at your house....?

Bush : PUDDING?!?! *Runs to Washington*

Fangoram : PUDDING?!?

Cold : Ahh to hell with it..Stunner!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME WHO ARE WE KIDDING WE ALL KNOW THAT WRESTLING'S FAKE ANYWAYS VIOLENCE*

Garino : Ok, back on the diggidy subject...we need to destroy..Martha Stewart.

Bunji : But I love her pillow sets...

Garino : I know...I do too, but I need revenge for losing all that money.

Zell : Umm...wasn't that monopoly money you used Garino?

Don : Shh....he doesn't know....

Sherry :Wait..is she still in that all women's prison?

Bunji : Calm down there....she's out of there.

Sherry : Dammit! We're marchin to Martha Stewart's house!

Zell : Why?

Sherry : Because she's not in prison anymore!

Don : Isn't that a good thing?

Sherry : No!

Bunji : Does this make any sense?

Sherry : No, but we're doing it anyways.

Garino : Good enough for me....let's go.

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FBI Agent : Ms. Stewart, you can't leave these premises, or you will be in violation of your parole.

Martha : *Rips uot heart, plants flowers is it* Blood has many nutrients in it that will the flowers grow larger.

Garino : I want back my Baltic Avenue!

Sherry : Never mind him, he's an idiot!

Fangoram : FREE THE SEA COWS!

Bunji : He's an idiot too.

Garino : You cost me many a ten dollar biills!

Martha : It's what I do best.

Zell : So let me get this sraight, we spend millions of dollars tracking you, but yet we can't find Osama...

Sherry : I know, it's freaky.

Martha : So what do you want? Some more pillows?

Bunji : How about some curtains?

Martha : How about no.

Bunji : Then how about you die bitch!

Martha : You can't stop me!

Zell : How come they always say that, and yet we continue to prove them wrong? It becomes a routine after a while.

Sherry : Less talky, more killy.

Don : Can I help?

Bunji : No.

Don : I have a sword!

Bunji : I have a gun.

Fangoram : ME GOT GUN!!!

Zell : I've got a bloody Foster's size gun...and I don't mean the one in my pants, mate.

Sherry : I've got this claw..thing....that shoots stuff....It's....I donno....something....better than Don's sword though.

Garino : I've got final boss-type powers....and I can float around! See *Floats into a wall* .....Dammit!!!

Martha : Are we going to fight or not?

Sherry : Oh...right....the killing.....

Fangoram : MY LUCKY CHARMS ARE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!!

Martha : ......What the.....

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME SILLY RABBIT TRIXS ARE FOR KIDS VIOLENCE*

Bunji : Well, proved another one wrong....

Juji : Why the hell am I here? Was I just added randomly again by the writers?

Zell : What writers? There are no writers. Just the South Koreans.

Sherry : Does that explain why the Star Wars Episodes 1 and 2 sucked so hard?

Zell : Like you on a South Korean Woman....if you catch my drift....

Sherry : Oh I cought it....and it smelled horribly...like Bunji after he is finished with his Ballet training!

Zell : Zing!

Bunji : Hey......shut up.

Juji : Where am I?

Bunji : You're....in....err....ZimFrancewe-avockia.....eh, France....a vockia.

Juji : I'm in Franceavockia? I want to be in Germanyastan!

Bunji : Err....just France....you no deodorant wearing bastard.

Juji : France? I want to be in Gemany! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Mein Fuhrer!

Bunji : .....there is no way you are my brother!

Billy : There is no way that he is your brother...

Grave : .................

Bunji & Billy : Damn Straight!

Mika : ........mmmmmmm......

Spike : Watch where you are going Mika! Where are the other three?

Mika : I don't know...but I am waiting to hear those lovely wor--......A MCDONALDS!!! WE'RE GOING IN!!

Spike : Oh...this won't be good...

Fangoram : Err.....AH HEM....... GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!

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WHINNAHS! : STONE COLD!!! FANGORAM!!!! FRANCE!!!!!

LOSAHS! : GERMANYASTAN!!! BUNJI!!!! JUJI!!!! MARTHA STEWART!!!!!

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