Fangoram

VS

Star Wars...and it's fans...

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Garino : Ok you bastards, find the missing link.

Zell : *Points to Garino*

Bunji : *Chortle* Now that was funny...

Garino : No it's not!

Sherry : Yep, it's funny...and true.

Don : Damn straight it's true.

Garino : I thought you were supposed to be my adopted father.

Don : Key word : supposed...I mean, why do you think I hired that nanny?

Bunji : I thought the terms of that contract were not to be discussed! And besides, I'm not a nanny! I'm...a.....day...care....ok, nanny. But I'll kill you!

Don : Oh Bunji, you're so.....hey look, there's Kobe Bryant on a white woman!

Everyone : Where!

Don : *Runs away*

Kobe : WTF mate? Can a black man get some privacy? I need to ram this white woman!

Sherry : Well, as long as you don't find out I'm doing your wife, I didn't see a thing.

Kobe : Thank yo----WHAT???? I'll kill yo---

Sherry : *Uses that claw type thingie...you know what we mean....*

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME CLAW TYPE THINGIE AND THE LAKERS REALLY REALLY SUCK WITHOUT SHAQ WHO R0X0RS T3H NBA'S B0X0RS VIOLENCE*

Garino : Moving on, as all you nerds know, Star Wars is going to be out soon, and if we want tickets, we have to eliminate some nerds.

Zell : All rght....some nerdular killings....this is what you guys pay me to do!

Garino : No, we pay you to kill Grave and the others, but since none of us actually gets around to that.....we just do this crap until we find something better to do.

Bunji : Yeah....pretty much. Now Garino, have you done all of your homework?

Garino : Yes Ms. Bunji...

Bunji : I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT! It's "Mrs. Bunji the Grave*

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*Somewhere....over beyond the yonder.*

Mika : I didn't know you were married Grave....

Grave : ................

Billy : He said he got drunk with Bunji one night in Vermont....I'll let you do the rest....

Spike : You went Mini-Golfing??!?!?!?

Juji : No, you idiot! They made a crappy website dedicated to some game!

Mika : Yeah! You have to be drunk and in Vermont to do something as CRAZY as that!

Billy : I am seriously surrounded by retards.

Grave : ?

Billy : You too.

Grave : ..........

Billy : Screw you too! But not in that type of way....

Grave : ......

Billy : No! There is nothing wrong with that! But you have a husband for crying out loud!

Mika : What??!?:1?!?!?

Billy : Oh....

Mika : Did someone say....RIVERDANCE?!?!?!?!?

Billy : Complete....certified retards.

Grave : ..........

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*Else where....beyond the yondering yonder type place*

Garino : Ok, we need to get going....Bunji, you drive.

Fangoram : SHOTGUN!

Everyone : Aww......

Bunji : The retard actually beat you guys in something....ha

Garino : Shut it up you. As long as I get to pick the radio station.

Zell : No Radio Disney!

Sherry & Garino : Aww........

Fangoram : I WANT RAP STATION!

Bunji : We don't need you getting anymore dumber.

Zell : How about we just pop in that cd ofsome random drunk merc singing anime themes.

Bunji : That'll work.

Garino : That's always a classic.

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*At some theater with nerds lined up*

Everyone i car : The Real Folk Blues!...something about a blues!

Nerd #256265265216514561641afhj7187181.5 : Om mt gosh, I can't wait....It's even better than that time I saw a girl's boobs online!

Other nerds : You're so lucky!

Nerd dressed like Vader 379y937109231923192.686 : Man, I could see it too, if I knew how to get past the Parental Controls on my Computer!

Other nerds : Dude, same here....it sucks.

Garino : Ok, we're killing them all....

Zell : Aren't we going to just split up and take out one each?

Sherry : No, they're even worse than we thought...

Bunji : They don't even know how to get past the Parental Controls....kinda like Garino....

Garino : Screw you!

Fangoram : ME LIKEY THE CAMBODIAN JOHN MCCAIN!

Bunji : What the hell?

Zell : I hate you in 40 different ways, and in 20 different languages.....

Sherry : 134 different languages....

Fangoram : ME KILL!

Garino : Ok, kill the nerds!!!

*They all rush out, and nerds are all scared....because...well....the group isn't dressed up as Star Wars characters....except for Fangoram, who kinda looks like Chewie.*

Nerd #20X6 : No!!!! I haven't lost my virginity yet!

Zell : you wouldn't have lost it anyways mate.

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME WE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO PUT HERE AND...WELL....IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THE MOVIE, DON'T DRESS UP AND LOOK LIKE A NERD....TYPE OF VIOLENCE*

Garino : Grab their tickets and lets hope that this doesn't suck like the last two!

Fangoram : GGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!

*Elsewhere blah blah blah....Yander*

Grave : ...........

Billy : No, you suck!

Grave : ..........!!!!

Billy : I don't want to know what Bunji did to your--

Juji : RIVERDANCE I SAY!

Billy : We seriously need to get him laid.

Grave : *just nods*

Juji : *Riverdances like there is no tomorrow....seriously*

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WINNAHS : BUNJI, FANGORAM, ZELL, SHERRY, GARINO, AND JUJI...WE SUPPOSE.


LOSAHS : STAR WARS GEEKS, BIBLE BELT......JUST BECAUSE, OH AND KOBE TOO.

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