Fangoram

VS
Star Wars...and it's fans...

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Garino : Ok you bastards, find the missing link.
Zell : *Points to Garino*
Bunji : *Chortle* Now that was funny...
Garino : No it's not!
Sherry : Yep, it's funny...and true.
Don : Damn straight it's true.
Garino : I thought you were supposed to be my adopted father.
Don : Key word : supposed...I mean, why do you think I hired that nanny?
Bunji : I thought the terms of that contract were not to be discussed! And besides, I'm not a nanny! I'm...a.....day...care....ok,
nanny. But I'll kill you!
Don : Oh Bunji, you're so.....hey look, there's Kobe Bryant on a white woman!
Everyone : Where!
Don : *Runs away*
Kobe : WTF mate? Can a black man get some privacy? I need to ram this white woman!
Sherry : Well, as long as you don't find out I'm doing your wife, I didn't see a thing.
Kobe : Thank yo----WHAT???? I'll kill yo---
Sherry : *Uses that claw type thingie...you know what we mean....*
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME CLAW TYPE THINGIE AND THE LAKERS REALLY REALLY SUCK WITHOUT SHAQ WHO R0X0RS T3H NBA'S B0X0RS
VIOLENCE*
Garino : Moving on, as all you nerds know, Star Wars is going to be out soon, and if we want tickets, we have to eliminate
some nerds.
Zell : All rght....some nerdular killings....this is what you guys pay me to do!
Garino : No, we pay you to kill Grave and the others, but since none of us actually gets around to that.....we just do
this crap until we find something better to do.
Bunji : Yeah....pretty much. Now Garino, have you done all of your homework?
Garino : Yes Ms. Bunji...
Bunji : I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT! It's "Mrs. Bunji the Grave*
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*Somewhere....over beyond the yonder.*
Mika : I didn't know you were married Grave....
Grave : ................
Billy : He said he got drunk with Bunji one night in Vermont....I'll let you do the rest....
Spike : You went Mini-Golfing??!?!?!?
Juji : No, you idiot! They made a crappy website dedicated to some game!
Mika : Yeah! You have to be drunk and in Vermont to do something as CRAZY as that!
Billy : I am seriously surrounded by retards.
Grave : ?
Billy : You too.
Grave : ..........
Billy : Screw you too! But not in that type of way....
Grave : ......
Billy : No! There is nothing wrong with that! But you have a husband for crying out loud!
Mika : What??!?:1?!?!?
Billy : Oh....
Mika : Did someone say....RIVERDANCE?!?!?!?!?
Billy : Complete....certified retards.
Grave : ..........
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*Else where....beyond the yondering yonder type place*
Garino : Ok, we need to get going....Bunji, you drive.
Fangoram : SHOTGUN!
Everyone : Aww......
Bunji : The retard actually beat you guys in something....ha
Garino : Shut it up you. As long as I get to pick the radio station.
Zell : No Radio Disney!
Sherry & Garino : Aww........
Fangoram : I WANT RAP STATION!
Bunji : We don't need you getting anymore dumber.
Zell : How about we just pop in that cd ofsome random drunk merc singing anime themes.
Bunji : That'll work.
Garino : That's always a classic.
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*At some theater with nerds lined up*
Everyone i car : The Real Folk Blues!...something about a blues!
Nerd #256265265216514561641afhj7187181.5 : Om mt gosh, I can't wait....It's even better than that time I saw a girl's
boobs online!
Other nerds : You're so lucky!
Nerd dressed like Vader 379y937109231923192.686 : Man, I could see it too, if I knew how to get past the Parental Controls
on my Computer!
Other nerds : Dude, same here....it sucks.
Garino : Ok, we're killing them all....
Zell : Aren't we going to just split up and take out one each?
Sherry : No, they're even worse than we thought...
Bunji : They don't even know how to get past the Parental Controls....kinda like Garino....
Garino : Screw you!
Fangoram : ME LIKEY THE CAMBODIAN JOHN MCCAIN!
Bunji : What the hell?
Zell : I hate you in 40 different ways, and in 20 different languages.....
Sherry : 134 different languages....
Fangoram : ME KILL!
Garino : Ok, kill the nerds!!!
*They all rush out, and nerds are all scared....because...well....the group isn't dressed up as Star Wars characters....except
for Fangoram, who kinda looks like Chewie.*
Nerd #20X6 : No!!!! I haven't lost my virginity yet!
Zell : you wouldn't have lost it anyways mate.
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME WE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO PUT HERE AND...WELL....IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THE MOVIE,
DON'T DRESS UP AND LOOK LIKE A NERD....TYPE OF VIOLENCE*
Garino : Grab their tickets and lets hope that this doesn't suck like the last two!
Fangoram : GGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!
*Elsewhere blah blah blah....Yander*
Grave : ...........
Billy : No, you suck!
Grave : ..........!!!!
Billy : I don't want to know what Bunji did to your--
Juji : RIVERDANCE I SAY!
Billy : We seriously need to get him laid.
Grave : *just nods*
Juji : *Riverdances like there is no tomorrow....seriously*
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WINNAHS : BUNJI, FANGORAM, ZELL, SHERRY, GARINO, AND JUJI...WE SUPPOSE.
LOSAHS : STAR WARS GEEKS, BIBLE BELT......JUST BECAUSE, OH AND KOBE TOO.

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