Fangoram

VS

The Spelling Bee

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Garino : Ok you bastards, get the hell in here.

Zell : Again with the verbal abuse....

Sherry : Just because you literally suck at life Garino, doesn't mean you need to take it out on us.

Don : But he does, because he is an insecure little man who screws dead male bodies.

Bunji : Any don't blame Zell for this one either.

Garino : Anyways, you damn morons, I originally was going to enter Fangoram....

Fangoram : I SPEEL SELECTS!

Garino : ....yeah....anyway, I was originally going to enter the big green retard in the National Spelling Bee, but there was nothing going on....and I was bored....and really, really plastered.....I entered all of you in it!

Don : Even me?

Garino : Yep. And I get you out of the house.....and I'll be in a continued state of drunken amusement. So it's win-win for me.

Zell : And you get to do your sick, twisted things with dead bodies, right?

Garino : Fuck yes!

Bunji : Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Sherry : Because you always have a bad feeling, because something bad always happens.

Zell : Say what you want, mates, but I'm getting plastered regardless....

Bunji : Prepare to lose then batard!

Zell : *allready hammered* Fosters...b..e...e..q...

*At the Scripps Spelling Bee*

Nerdy kid : *Faints*

Bunji : You suck! How can you not spell sphygmomanometer?

Fangoram : THAT IS An instrument for measuring blood pressure in the arteries, especially one consisting of a pressure gauge and a rubber cuff that wraps around the upper arm and inflates to constrict the arteries.

Everyone : *speechless*

Sherry : What the crap? Did he say that in a normal voice?

Don : Is he using an ear piece?

Fangoram : EAR PIECE MEANS THAT GARINO LOVES GETTING SCREWED BY DEAD MALE BODIES!

*At the Mansion*

Garino : WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY?

Herb : Can I mount?

*MOVING ON*

Judge : Don, spell "Poo"

Don : Defination?

Judge : Crap. Shit.

Don : Can I hear it in a sentence?

Judge : Man, Did you see that flaming bag of poo I left outside of your house?

*Don's Mansion*

Garino : What the....*looks down at flaming bag of poo*....I'll save this for later....HEY HERBBBBBB.....

*Bee*

Don : Z....Q....F.....

Judge : And you're wrong. Get the hell out of my sight you bloody retard.

Don : *walks away mumbleing* I'll kill you first...

Judge : Ok....let's get the Asian Kid up....

Asian Kid : I jus move here! Me no speaka engrish! Me spell good!

Everyone else : Aww crap....it's the Asian Kid! We're going to lose!

Judge : Now spell cat.

Asain kid : D...I...N...N...E...R...

Judge : Correct!

Asian Kid *Faints*

Judge : Oh no! The kid fainted! So.....let's get him out of here. Next, Mrs. Bunji the Grave Kugashira.

Bunji : Hey....thanks for getting it right.

Judge : Yeah.....your word is "gay"

Bunji : Defination?

Judge : Happy to the point of gayness

Bunji : Sentence please?

Judge : The man was soooo gay after he took it up the....

Bunji : Ohhh! "G....a.....r.....ino?

Judge : Close....but we can't accept that....yet.

Bunji : Damn.

Judge : Sherry Walken? Your word is "hairy"

Sherry : Harry!

Judge : Yeah...spell it, please?

Sherry : Can I hear it in a sentence first though?

Judge : Sure. My wife has a hairy....dog.

Sherry : Yeah, she must have one hairy weiner there.

Judge : Oh yeah, that thing is freaking huge.

Sherry : H...a...r...r....r...i....e?

Judge : No, and you suck. Next is some random white girl.

SRWG : I'm ready!

Judge : Sure you are. Your word is "Penii"

SRWG : Sentence please?

Judge : What you will make your living sucking in a few years.

SRWG : *faints*

Judge : Guess she was a little too excited. Moving on...Mr. Fangoram D. McFinkilstien.

Fangoram : ME LIKEIE....

Judge : You know what, you've already lost. Next is our final speller....

Fangoram : *walks away all sad like*

Judge : Mr. Zell Condorbrave......wait...are you drunk?

Zell : No......just kidding mate, I'm completely drunk off my ass.

Judge : Grreat. Your word is "ornithorhynchous"

Zell : Can I have the defination?

Judge : Damned if I know.

Zell : .....fair enough.....hey....there are 4 Sherry Walkens.....and 8 pairs of knockers.....alllllrright....

Judge : This....won't turn out right.....

Zell : .....*hic*..o..r..n..i...t...h..o..r...h..y..n.c..h..o..u.s

Judge : What the crap? I made that up!

Zell : Was I right?

Judge.....Yeah....sure...you win....

Zell : Alllright!!! 8 Sherry knockers....make that 9 now! *passes out*

Judge : Here's your trophy. Congrats to our winner, and now I'm going to shoot myself. Goodnight.

Fangoram : ME LOST!!! GRRRRRAAAAAVVVVV

Grave : *Jumps out of nowhere, Right Head and Left Head are ready to....*

Judge : KILL! KILL ME NOW!!!

Grave : .........................!!!

Billy : *from audience* He said he's pissed off that he didn't make it past the first round!

Judge : That's because noone can understand him!

Grave : ............*Pulls out Coffin*

Billy : He said spell "Die Bitch!" and He wants to see Bunji later! Just because!

Bunji : *from offstage* .....OK!

Judge : Ohhh.....damn.

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO WHAT THE HELL DOES AGIO MEAN? THEY HAVE TO MAKE MOST OF THOSE WORDS UP....SERIOUSLY! VIOLENCE*

Fangoram : GGGGRRRRRAAAAVVVVEEEEEEE!

Zell : *still passed out*....Me win.....11 Sherry Boobs....

Grave : *thumbs up*

He just heard that Zell won.....

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Winnahs : Zell!!

Losah : Everyone else!

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