Fangoram

Vs

Hit me Baby one more time-the crappy NBC show.

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Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.

Zell : Dayyyyyy Oooooo....

Sherry : Dayyyyyy Oooooo....

Bunji and Don : Here I come man, me wanna go home.

Zell : Dayyyyyy Ooooooo....

Sherry : Dayyyyy Oooooo.....

Fangoram : HERE I COME MAN ME WANNA GO HOME!

Don : Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana...

Garino : Here I come man, so shut the fuck up!

Zell : You ruined the song, jackass!

Bunji : Garino, has anyone told you that you suck at life? Literally.

Garino : Don. Throughout my childhood.

Don : Yeah....I made sure he knew that he did, in fact, suck at life.

Garino : You suck, dad.

Don : You just bought yourself a case of whoopass.

Garino : Yeah, like you'd actually get off your ass and fight me?

Don : Nope, Bunji would...

Bunji : Yeah, I would.....because it's fun.

*Bursting in.....is Big Nukka Man*

Nukka : Yo, me ni**az, diz me teh Big Nukka Man. I'll fuck u honkeys up.

Garino : I have one thing to say to you....

Nukka : N000! Not te Gramma time?!?!?1

Fangoram : IT DIE TIME, YOU SLAYER OF CORRECT GRAMMER!

Nukka : Oh yah.....I uze mie gwamma ray!

Fangoram : YOU DIE!

Zell : I'll help.

Sherry : Where's the bathroom?

Bunji : No idea....but I'll piss on his corpse after they kill them....cause Garino likes it like that.

Garino : Hey.......shut up.

Don : Don't we have sme sort of thing to do?

Garino : .......Oh yeah.........wait...we have to kill this bastard here first...

Bunji : I hate you...

Garino : Not you, the other one

Fangoram : I NOT A......

Garino : The Wigger Dammit!

Zell : I resent that mate....

Garino : You don't even like rap, I meant the stupid guy, Noka, or whatever his name is.......

Nukka : Me is Nukka! I kill you like tose wankstaz!

Fangoram : YOU DIE!!!!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME 'WIGGA'S SUCK SO FREAKING MUCH THAT THEY MUST DIE VIOLENTLY' VIOLENCE*

Garino : Well, now that that's ---

Bunji : Hold on....give me a few.....ahh, there we go....*zipping noises*.....I feel so relieved.

Sherry : Is it supposed to bend like that?

Bunji : My knees? Yes....

Sherry : Ohhhhhh!!!!

Don : Bunji, wash your hands....didn't anyone teach you manners?

Bunji : Well, Brandon tried, but we just ended up killing people violently.

Zell : Now, that's my type of violence.

Don : Well, wash your hands anyway....

Bunji : Fine....

Don : You too Zell....Only God knows what they've been into....

*God*

God : Why would I want to freaking know where they've been!

Johnny Damon : No clue. Maybe because you're freaking God?

God : Shut up before I make child abuse out of you.

*Moving on before we go to Hell*

Garino : Well, there is this show on TV that features washed up pop-stars...

Fangoram : AIR SUPPLY!

Garino : Yours will run out if you don't shut the hell up! Well, the show sucks....and so do the contestants....except that Haddaway....he is still sooooooo fine.

Don : Shut the hell up before I make child abuse out of you...again.....

Garino : Physical?

Don : Err...yeah. Mental too!

Sherry : That is sooooo wrong.

Garino : Well, we're going to go there and kill them all. Because that's what we do.

Zell : Completely ignoring the plot of the game we're supposed to be in. Again.

Don : It's what we do best.

Garino : Let's just go....

*Breaking down the 4th wall, and moving on....*

*NBC Studios - Hit Me Baby 1 More Time*

Fake British Host : Now on the program, we have....Vanilla Ice, singing his one hit, "Ice, Ice Baby"! Please note, that suicide is prohibited during the course of the song...

Audience : Awwwwwww!!!!

Some Random Guy named.....HB : YOU SUCK!

Some other guy.....ironically named HX : Well, so does everyone else on this show...that's why they're here.

FBH : Now.....VANILLA ICE!

Garino : STOP THIS MADNESS!

FBH : Who in the bloody hell are you?

Don : I am the Don. You will find that I own....you. And this studio. And your family. And Canada.

FBH : Rubbish! Wait....

Vanilla Ice : ICE ICE BABY....DING DING DING DING DING...

Fangoram : DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.

Zell : You're bloody white. You're white....you shouldn't rap....like that M and M guy, or half dollar.

A Flock of Seagulls : Don't you mean 50 Cent?

Don : Nope. He was killed by Richard Simmons. Twice. And then defiled by Garino over and over.

Garino : I thought that was our secret.

Don : Weeeeellllll I lied.

Tiffany : I wanna win the competition!

Sherry : Tiffany, let's talk....in your trailer....

Tiffany : Oh....Ok.....he he.

*HOT WNBA LESBIAN ACTION. W00T!*

*Elsewhere*

Bear : I am going to kill these writers.....

*Back at the studios*

Bunji : Well, less talky, more kill-y.

Fangoram : ME LIKEY THE KILLY! HEY, THAT RHYMED! I'M A GANGSTA!

Zell : For the last time, you are a Blue-Green Retard! You cannot rap!

Fangoram : OH.

Bunji : Just...let's kill 'em.

Vanilla : Ice Ice Oh Shit.

Flock of Seagulls : Oh Crap. And I ran, I ran so far away...and didn't get killed.

FBH : Oh, bloddy 'ell, fish and chip, and all the other British crap. I'm actually from Jersey...so....yeah.

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME THIS SHOW SUCKED SOOOOO MUCH, WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND DESTROYED THEM IN LITERARY FASHION VIOLENCE*

Garino : Well, now that's over...let's go home.

Bunji : Wait..who's next?

Announcere : And next, Tommy Tutones....were killed. But singing in their place is.....Juji-y Tutones.

Billy : How the hell is Juji the lead singer?

Mika : I don't know....

Spike : Well, we all know that Grave could be the leader...if we wanted a lawsuit....

Grave : ....................

Billy : And that's why you're not the lead singer!

Grave : ...........

Billy : No, you're a smelly, STD-infected vagina!

Grave : ..........

Billy : I will gut you like a fish.....

Juji : 8675309! I got it, I got it! I got your number on the line!

Fangoram : THIS SUCKS!!!!! GRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEE.....

Grave : *Throws his Bass at Fangoram, hitting him on the head, and knocking the big retard out*

Billy : All right! Why can't you do that more often?

Mika : I think it has to do with an old injury involving Bunji and Vermont.....

Bunji : Not another word!!

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Winnahs! All of us! Juji!

Losahs : Nuka, because he sucks. and that crappy show.

Take that Fox!

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