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Fangoram
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A Beach
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Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.
Zell : What now, you freaky-freak?
Bunji : Well, that just suckity sucked.
Zell : Screw you.
Sherry : Garino, can you turn on the damn AC, it's hotter than hell in here.
Don : Well...we would, but no...so suffer....
Fangoram : ME GO NUDE!!
Everyone : TURN ON THE AC!!!!
Garino : I just got this great idea!
Sherry : If it involves you and Herb, I'm leaving.
Garino : ..........crap. Well, I have this other idea....
Zell : If it involves you and the Ultra Suck vaccuum, I'm leaving.
Garino : ........damnit! Well...
Bunji and Fangoram : NO!
Garino : Damnit! Curse you Belgium Waffles!!!!
Don : You know what, I have an idea. It's called 'Garino, shut the hell up you unwanted accident!'
Bunji : Man...so harsh...even for you....nice...
Sherry : You know, let's just go to the beach or something.
Zell : You just want to see all the ladies in bikini's, don't you?
Sherry : Don't you?
Bunji : Fair point.
Garino : I think I....
Don : Shut up boy, or you'll recieve the samurai sword up the ass.
Zell : He might like that too much...
Don : From your mother...
Garino : I'll be good!
Bunji : Now that's just plain wrong....eh.....
Zell : Even I'm scared...
Sherry : No your not.
Zell : Damn straight! I'm just bloody plastered! *Falls down drunk. Again*
Bunji : Well, that was nothing out of the ordinary....
Fangoram : SHALL WE DANCE!!!!!!
Bunji : No we shant, you big, freaking mass of retardation!
Fangoram : I LIKE BOOBIES!
Everyone but Garino : WHOOOOOOOO DOESN'T?
Garino : Only man-boobs....kinda like Don's....
Don : They're called pecs....
Garino : Then why are they saggy?
Don : Are you talking about mine or your mother's?
Garino : Good point....
Garino's Mother : WHAT WAS THAT?
Don : Nothing dear....nothing at....RUN AWAY!
Bunji : I CALL DRIVER!
Sherry : Who's grabbing Zell? One...two...three.... NOT IT!
Bunji : Not it!
Don : Not it!
Zell : Not it!
Garino : Hey! He's awake!
Zell : No.....you're just imagining it...
Garino : Oh....I'm still not grabbing him! Only when he's awake....and drunk......Good times.....
Zell : My ass hurts.....
Don : You're not my son...
Garino : Of course not, you dumbass....I'm adopted!
Don : Oh yeahhhh.......you still suck...
Don's wife : I'm coming down there!!!
Fangoram : I GRAB CANNYMAN!!! *Picks up Cannyman Zell*
Zell : Just watch me testicles.....
Fangoram : TOO LATE!!!
(Sound of a grown man screaming like a little girl...or Auhnald....)
Bunji : Ouch.......
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*At Don's Beach house*
*Everyone has changed into their swimsuits....except for Sherry who headed down to the local Lesbian nude beach*
Zell : Damn it...why couldn't I go down to the lesbian nude beach?!?!?
Bunji : Because you're a dude, and dudes shouldn't go to lesbian nude beaches...
Zell : Why, mate?
Bunji : Whenn a mannnnn loves a womannn. And his schlong get's hard.....
Fangoram : MONKEY SEX!!!!!
Bunji : OK, I have a new rule. Gigantic, blue-green retards are here by prohibited to make any reference to any type
of sexual inneundo.
Zell : Aww man.....
Bunji : Not you...you're not blue-green.
Zell : .......Yet....
Bunji : You know what? Quit making words.
Garino : Does that speedo make me look fat?
Don : No, your head does though.
Zell : Wow...that joke sucked worse than Garino on Herb.
Don : Man, that that joke must have really sucked then....
Bunji : You know what...where are all the ladies?
Zell : Yeah, they should all be flocking over to me by now...
Don : Garino, did you take us to a gay beach...again?
Garino : Not this time......
Some woman : Umm excuse me, but I need to ask you something...
Bunji : What, you want my phone number? Well, ok. It's....
Woman : Actually, I was wondering if you would stop eating our food.
Zell : But it's so gooooood. I mean, it's a hamburger...but there's no bloody ham in it!
Woman : Riiiiiiiight.....whatever.....
Bunji : You sure you don't want my number?
Woman : No I don't. You know what, if you shut up, I'll give you a pity make-out session.
Bunji : I'll shut up.....
Zell : Damn mate......lucky.......
Don : Has anyone seem a certain, bluish tinted retard?
Garino : I'm right here.
Don : Not you, for once. Where's Fangoram?
*In the Water*
Spike : Marco!
Fangoram : Polo!
Mika : Polo!
Garino : Fish outta water!
Juji : Dammit!
Grave : ............
Billy : Last time you built a sand castle, you turned it into a sand whore-house.
Zell : Now that's my type of sand castle.
Billy : Quit egging him on.
Grave : ............
Billy : You can't make a sand-coffin either!
Zell : where's Bunji? When will it be my turn with that chick?
Bunji : *In distance* You don't get one!
Chick : What did I just say?
Bunji : Sorry....
Some kid in the water : Hey retard, catch!
Spike : Huh?
Kid : Not you, the tall one.
Garino : Huh?
Kid : No, the green one!
Fangoram : WHAT?
Kid : *Throws heaping handful of seaweed at Fangoram* Ha! Got ya!
Fangoram : Noo!!!!@! I KILL!!!!
Garino : Oh no, not this again...
Fangoram : He call me retard!
Everyone : We all do!
Billy : Grave, I think you know what to do, right?
Grave : .............
Billy....Umm......later.....the other thing.....
Grave : ........?
Billy : Yep! You, you you, you, you, you....have a rose!
Grave *Pulls out coffin, dozens of missles fly about*
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME DIDN'T WE DO SOMETHNG KINDA SIMILAR TO THIS IN A PREVIOUS WWFD? VIOLENCE*
Fangoram : *Flying away* GGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEE!
Billy : For once, it was us that did that.
Grave : ..............
Billy : You know what? I will gut you like a fish Grave. I will kill you dead....again.
Juji : Hey Spike, I'll give you five dollas if you throw his here tiny little yellow retarded sponge at Garino.
Sponge : I'm ready!
Spike : Better yet, why not stick it in our pants?
Sponge : No!!!!!!!!!!
HB : And so ends the tale of Spongebob Squarepants.
HX : Because he sucked anyways.
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WINNAH! : BUNJI! BILLY! GRAVE! SPIKE! SHERRY!
LOSAHS : EVRYYONE ELSE..LIKE USUAL!
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