Fangoram

VS

EB GAMES

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Fangoram : I WANT GAMES!!!

Garino : Oh God, you mean he actually finished that other game?

Zell : Well, it's not that hard to beat Gungrave...

Bunji : I'm surprised he got past...well....me.....

Sherry : It's only because I helped. Hey, did the giant retard beat that game I gave him?

Zell : I don't think he ever had the chance to play the game....Bunji knocked him out with a table, and ran with the game, remember?

Bunji : Hey!.......Barbie : Super Model is STILL the greatest game ever made....I mean, rollerblading on a beach? That's just INSANE!

Sherry, Zell, Garino, Don : Riiiiight.

Bunji : You are all just jealous.....

Zell : Please mate....I'm the master of Kingdom Hearts...

Sherry : They call me the Metroid god....because I slept with Samus Aran....but still, I'm still damn good at the games......

Don : Even I've made a name for myself on the videogame circuit....

Garino : Oh? What is your game of choice?

Don : Pokemon Yellow.

Garino : You have issues......anyways, Zell, Bunji, Sherry, take the retard...

Don : Hey!

Garino : The other one to some game place and get him a game.

Sherry : I can't.

Zell : And why the hell not?

Sherry : You question me, bitch? I'll KILL YOU IF YOU KEEP ME FROM MY BEN AND JERRY'S, BITCHSTICK!!!! *Starts foaming at the mouth*

Don : Zell, stand back...I've dealt with this before.....I speak the language....

Sherry : *growling, foaming at mouth, about to pounce at Garino, who is looking scared...*

Don : SHEE-RRY, YOU, SHEE-RRY. HAAGAN-DAAS IN FREEEEEEZZER....UUUUPPPPSTAIIRS.

Sherry : *Runs upstairs to freezer*

Don : Now that I think about it....I should have told her that the Haagan Daas was in Garino, and watched her dismantle him.....

Garino : I hate you. Sooooo much.

Don : Anyway, we'll excuse ourselves as well. Garino and I actually have Mafia stuff to do...you know, wack a guy, wack off a guy, that stuff.

Bunji : You know what? We'll just leave now.

Zell : Yeah....I'm creeped out now....

Fangoram : OH! FANGORAM GET GAME! FANGORAM GOT GAME, WANKSTAS! FANGORAM SERVE YOU!!!!!!

Bunji : Just...just shut up.

Zell : And this is why we all hate you, Fangoram. Let's just get this over with.

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*At EBGames....*

Zell : Final Fantasy.....I know what mine is....Sherry.....straight......Fosters...

Bunji : That's everyones....but with Labatt...

Zell : Then you're not a real man.

Fangoram : SAN ANDREAS!

Bunji : How about no....you're too young and retarded for that game.

Zell : Why not get him some kiddie games....how about this one, Shin Megami Tensei : Nocturne....it's where these kids usher in a new era of evil.

Fangoram : I HEARD TAFFY!!!

Bunji : Pass.....

Zell : How about.......25 to Life?

Bunji : It's sounds like San Andreas, only crappy...er.

Zell : Hey, cleck guy, what do you suggest for retards?

Worker : How about.....Barbie : Super Model...

Zell : *Laughing ass off*

Bunji : Urge...to destroy world...rising....

Fangoram : I LIKE SWORDS!

Bunji : You use a freaking gun retard. Don uses a sword.

Fangoram : FANGORAM WANTS THIS GAME! *holding Final Fantasy 1*

Worker : Do you have ID?

Fangoram : FANGORAM NEED NO STINKING ID!

Zell : That would be a no.

Worker : Well, you're not old enough to but that...nor are you smart enough...

Fangoram : FANGORAM CAN'T GET GAME? FANGORAM DESROY!

Worker : Well, what do you know...break time! *Runs away*

Fangoram : I NO GET BEAT UP BY MAN WITH KNOCKERS!

Bunji : You know Zell, lets just go. He can walk home.

Zell : *Already in car* Already ahead of ya there.

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME 'HAVE WE MADE ENOUGH REFERENCES TO 8-BIT THEATER YET?' VIOLENCE*

Fangoram : GGGGRRRRRAAAAVVVVEEE!.....I GET FREE GAME!!!! *Walks out with his copy of Final Fantasy Origins*

*Meanwhile....at....Best Buy....2 stores over...*

Mika : Billy, Grave....can I get this? *Shows them Tenticle Porn*

Grave : ...................!??!?!?!?!?

Billy : He....says that you're seriously messed up....and "yes".

Mika : Yay!!!

Juji : Hey, can I get this? *Shows them Tenticle porn*

Grave : ..............!!!!!

Billy : He says no....

Juji : Aww...........I feel like a fat guy who went to a nudist beach.

Billy : Hey......you're not THAT bad. Go look at the videogame section....I hear Gungrave OD is out....

Juji : Yay! I get to play with myself!

Spike : You mean as yourself, right?

Juji : That too....

Grave : ..............

Billy : Yep, you're right...they all are morons....Hey, is the 7th DVD of that Gungrave Anime out yet?

Grave : ..................

Billy : I know I'm not in it....but if I was....instant ratings.

*In the distance*

Fangoram : HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE ELMO HITLER!!!

*Best Buy*

Juji : I thought I heard someone say El bow Shitler! How did they know that was my old High School Nickname?

Billy : We're leaving.....

Grave : ............

Billy : He said "You behind...."

Mika : Yay! Tenticle Porn!

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WINNAHS! : FANGORAM! MIKA! SHERRY!

LOSAHS! : GARINO! DON!

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